the lgbt experience is watching people on twitter tell each other to die over a piece of discourse so esoteric you’ve never heard of it before
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discussions i’ve watched people get absolutely fucking furious over
-is “stupid” a slur
-is joking about being attracted to dumbasses predatory
-are charcuterie boards classist
-are small dick jokes transphobic
-is it morally okay to do a sexy freddy from nightmare on elm street cosplay
-is the tweet “good morning to she/hers and they/thems only” problematic
-is it okay for an 18 year old and a 17 year old to date
& my personal favorite
-is public sex a revolutionary queer act
oh. how nice of it to go from -23 degrees with wind that sucks the life out of you to this.
can this planet just croak already, we’re on life support at this point.
what my parents told me: you can do anything if you set your mind to it
what I wish my parents had told me: sometimes you will fail, and it will be scary and it will suck, but you will probably not die
I would also have appreciated: the fact that you can do something if you try very, very hard, does not actually obligate you to spend your life putting forth maximum effort to achieve it. It is okay to not be 1000% driven by life-consuming ambition and instead be satisfied with something less difficult.
yall look at this shit ad*be is tryna pull now on ppl who have outdated software:
(note for context: i’m all for piracy, but in this case my copy of CS6 was downloaded years ago when they were giving it away to students. i got it totally legally.)
so here is what NOT to do if you’re a loyal fan of adobe who has the cash to shell out for a newer and shittier version of the product you already paid for.
1) DON’T use your search bar to find and open the Run app
2) DON’T type in services.msc
3) DON’T find Adobe Genuine Software Integrity Services and right-click to get a dropdown menu, and don’t select ‘properties’
4) if you happen to click properties, DON’T use the startup type dropdown to locate the option to disable the program. be sure you DON’T click apply to finalize that change.
5) DO NOT do the same thing in order to also disable Adobe Genuine Software Monitor
if you do all of these things, this WILL disable adobe’s ability to monitor the software, and you will be forced to continue using the same older software that you already paid for instead of having to sign up for a newer, shittier version and pay more for it. so if you have lots of cash to spare and are cool with putting it the pockets of racketeering capitalists, definitely don’t do any of these things.
however, you SHOULD reblog this to spread the word, as we certainly want to make sure lots of people know what NOT to do :)
people need to figure out how to make effective horror games without everything like pitch black… lke any lets play of any horror game ever looks exactly like this
Edgy Teens™ be like “Wow this movie looks cringy lets go buy tickets to see how bad it is so the company can turn a profit and pump more out and then get mad when they do! Let’s follow this shitty person who shouldn’t have a platform ‘ironically’ and just pretend we’re not increasing their numbers regardless!”
I don’t believe in love at first sight, but I do know who’s gonna be my favorite character from like, two seconds of screen time.
Sometimes I can still hear their voice
Breaking: TikTok is better bc it’s more hostile towards humanity
The lack of video content is what kept us here... I thought we all agree that the best feature of this hellhole was and always will be anonymity.
Tumblr's not asking for my phone number. It's not going through my contacts to try and connect me with my fucking colleagues. I can come here and talk about whatever I want without anyone ever seeing my face or hearing my voice. I don't have to censor myself and hide my interests or enthusiasm out of fear of consequences it might have in my real life.
I think the biggest misunderstanding they have of Tumblr is that they think of it as a social media platform when in actuality it's a blogging platform with social features.
I like the use of Metroman here because if there's one thing Tumblr users collectively agree on it's that we want everyone to think we're dead